Random Thoughts at 2pm

ust finished some Popeye's wings, spicy...good stuff. Why the hell is it not steaming hot outside, considering it is mid July? Downtown Chicago is pretty kick ass in the summer, I like the women that tend to dress a little more risque for their desk jobs, it gives me something to stare at as I walk down Madison ave and try to get my mind off the fact that women, as a whole, are not to be trusted(not you though Mom, I love ya!)......ALTHOUGH some of them should definitely keep covered up, that's for sure(yes, I'm talking to you, you large woman at the Citibank bldg......look, your huge flabby arms are bearable to look at, but I think it was the fact that your pale skin was totally peeling all over your black shirt....almost made me want to vomit(but I couldn't do that to myself, I'm wearing a nice shirt and I would have to go home and change). Speaking of shirts.....I'm having a problem now that I have been hitting the gym alot harder than I was when I was with whats-her-name: button downs do not conform to my body, either you have to be skinny as hell or really chubby to fit into them correctly....in 3 weeks, 3 of my shirts just don't fit right in the chest/back area....WTF?? I might have to only wear tank tops or something until I'm back to my normal size, whatever that is.